Our Battle Will Be Legendary

That awkward moment when your kid's teacher can't pronounce "$2Y$10$UgTh9EyUvedMTndo0PvF4.YkZaHx6OsMirqjR6ApgAsnPrRikwBgs" during roll call. On the plus side, absolutely no one is stealing this kid's identity. The ultimate security-minded parent move: not using your kid's name as your password, but using your incomprehensible bcrypt hash as your kid's name. Modern problems require modern solutions.

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Ah, the sacred Friday 4:55 PM ritual of selective blindness. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like watching your production app burn while convincing yourself that Monday-You will be much smarter and more capable than Friday-You. Meanwhile, the users and business stakeholders stand in the flames, blissfully unaware that their weekend shopping spree will end in cart abandonment and rage tweets. But hey, your camping trip remains uninterrupted, and that's what really matters in the grand DevOps scheme of things.

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