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The Linux penguin mascot staring at you with those innocent eyes while gaslighting the entire developer community. Classic corporate damage control strategy: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The number of times I've heard this excuse after pushing untested code to production could fill a Git repository. Next time your app crashes, just tell your boss it's an "unexpected opportunity for user creativity."

Content David Amador DJLink Been coding for 14 years, here are my top 5 programming tips -Get a good chair -Get up and walk more often -Drink more water -Don't sit hunched, raise your monitorlaptop monitor height -Know when to stop for the day your code is gonna be much better

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Content Kids, violence is never the answer HTML is a Programming Language