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Content What motivated you to study computer science? Money

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Content When someone asks: "How can vou be a programmer without a computer science degree?" - Not to worry have a permit I can do what I want. Ron

Content Salvatore dested I didn't make the code any faster but atleast it's a lot more confusing now 11:42 PM . 13 Oct 21 . Twitter for Android I View Tweet activity