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Content What motivated you to study computer science? Money

Content My girlfriend parents rejected me after knowing I'm a C programmer. They said I have no class.

Content Tom Zika Zikato25 I won't name and shame but still. TRIATING A NEW SOFTWARE SALES REPRESENTATIVE WHICH FE HEARDEUS? TO USE THE TOOE TITO YOU? 16:35 07 Oct 22 TweetDeck

The recruiter promised you a tech paradise of Python, C++, SQL, and embedded systems. Six months later, you're a broken shell of a human manually copying data between Excel sheets. The thousand-yard stare says it all. Your CS degree is collecting dust while you're becoming a human VLOOKUP function.

Ah yes, the Linux penguin mascot (Tux) peacefully existing until someone mentions the W-word. The transformation from docile creatures to militarized avian assault units is basically what happens in any Linux forum when someone suggests Windows might be superior. The penguin army mobilizes faster than you can type "sudo apt-get install patience". Fun fact: the Linux vs Windows debate has been raging since the 90s and has probably generated enough heat to power a small data center.

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