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Content Kylie Jenner O ikyliejenner Can you guys please recommend books that made you cry? Saransh Garg saranshgarg Replying to ikyliejenner Data Structures and Algorithms in Java (2nd Edition) 2nd E by Robert Lafo

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The ultimate dad joke of programming languages! Despite sharing zero DNA with Java, JavaScript was named purely for marketing hype in the 90s. It's like naming your hamster "Tiger" because it sounds cooler. The sinister grin in the image perfectly captures Netscape's devious marketing team knowing they were about to confuse generations of developers with this naming atrocity. The relationship between Java and JavaScript is basically the same as car and carpet – superficially similar words describing completely unrelated things. Yet here we are, 25+ years later, still explaining to non-programmers that no, we can't fix their Java problem with our JavaScript skills.

NASA, the literal ROCKET SCIENTISTS who put humans on the moon, fixed a multi-billion dollar space telescope with the EXACT SAME TECHNIQUE I use when my Wi-Fi stops working! 💀 The pinnacle of human engineering and astronomical achievement, the Hubble telescope, gets the same treatment as my $20 router from Best Buy. I'm SCREAMING! All those PhDs and fancy degrees, and their ultimate solution was "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The universal IT support mantra transcends even the vacuum of space!

Started the day jamming to music while writing code that "totally works" – ended it staring at this electrical nightmare wondering which wire broke your production server. That poor technician is basically all of us at 4:30pm on a Friday when someone reports a "small bug" in the feature you pushed this morning. The only difference is his tangled mess is visible to everyone, while yours is safely hidden in a Git repository where only your therapist and future you will judge it.

Pure digital sadism disguised as harmlessness. Forcing users to input precise x,y coordinates just to click something is the computer equivalent of making someone solve differential equations to flush a toilet. Technically doesn't destroy data, but destroys souls instead. The developer who created this would definitely laugh maniacally while watching users painstakingly type "317,492" just to close a popup. Satan himself is taking notes.