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Oh look, it's Sun Tzu's lesser-known chapter on software development! Nothing says "I'm a 10x developer" quite like attributing your laziness to ancient Chinese military strategy. This is the battle cry of every developer who's about to unleash pure chaos into production. "Focus on building, not on tests and docs" is just fancy talk for "I'll let future me (or some poor soul who inherits my code) deal with this dumpster fire." The irony of using a military strategist who meticulously planned everything to justify skipping documentation is just *chef's kiss*. Next up: "The database will figure itself out" - Albert Einstein, probably.

Content TESTING CODE MANUALLY TESTING CODE WITH AUTOMATED TESTS TESTING CODE AUTOMATICALLY ON MULTIPLE PLATFORMS RETTING THECUSTOMER TEST THE CODE

Content I found an effective alternative for agile model.. What? yuva.krishna.memes Let's go back to Waterfall model.. Atleast developers had a life

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