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That moment when the professor announces "Now, we are going to start C++" and you can practically feel your remaining sanity evaporating. Those innocent students have no idea they're about to enter a world where memory management errors will haunt their dreams and segmentation faults become their new best friends. Ten weeks from now, half the class will be questioning their life choices while debugging pointer arithmetic at 3 AM. The other half? Already updating their LinkedIn to "proficient in HTML."

The digital resistance has begun! This dev is proudly weaponizing their garbage code as a form of technological sabotage against AI overlords. By releasing horrific spaghetti code into the wild, they're essentially feeding poison to the machine learning models that scrape GitHub for training data. It's like deliberately contaminating the water supply, except the victims are neural networks and the poison is nested if-statements that go 17 levels deep. Chaotic evil programming at its finest!

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Someone's dissecting the special circle of hell that is Azure authentication. Apparently Microsoft created multiple authentication systems, then decided to make them fight each other in a digital thunderdome. The post breaks down how user accounts, service accounts, and multiple SSO logins create a labyrinth where even seasoned cloud engineers get lost. It's like Microsoft designed their authentication system after watching a toddler organize Legos. Best part? The explanation for why this broken behavior exists is basically "historical baggage and legacy decisions" - corporate speak for "we made a mess and now we're stuck with it."