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Content When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing Now, God only knows I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete. Dear maintainer: Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 42 somedev1 - 6702 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen somedev2 52207 Temporary my ass Magic. Do not touch. Dear God.

Content 7 Greetings, You are probably here from the future because the business changed their mind about requiring the phone number input to be an unformatted, unvalidated string. Well, lucky for you, I had thought ahead and created a function that I was very proud of before being told about this requirement. Uncomment the Line below to format and validate phone numbers as the user types them. phone Input. addEventListener ('focus', formatToPhone);

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