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Content Tweet Nat Aliscion tesseralis 13h man goes to doctor. says he's depressed. says work is overwhelming. everything is disorganized, swamped with bureaucracy. "use the app JIRA" says doctor. "It'll help your organization keep track of work." "but doc," says the man. "I work on JIRA." 17189 1,388 1 Show this thread See replies

The AUDACITY of John! 😱 Faced with the CRUSHING WEIGHT of 3 bugs, 2 features, and a meeting, our hero makes the most REVOLUTIONARY decision in software engineering history... he just goes to sleep! 💤 This is basically the programmer's equivalent of looking at a burning building and deciding to take a nap. Pure. GENIUS. While the rest of us are mainlining caffeine and having existential crises over semicolons, John has transcended the mortal plane of developer anxiety. We should all aspire to this level of emotional detachment from our Jira tickets!

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Remember when we thought we'd train AI to help us write code? Top panel: cute little AI cub learning from the wise software engineer master. Bottom panel: six months later, that same AI has evolved into a towering beast while we're still sitting there with our legacy code knowledge from 2019. The career progression timeline has been dramatically compressed. Took me 15 years to become a tech lead. Took AI about 15 minutes to make half my StackOverflow contributions irrelevant. But hey, at least I still know how to exit Vim. For now.