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Multi-factor authentication is getting out of hand. First it's "something you know" (password), then "something you have" (security code), then "something you are" (biometrics). Next thing you know they'll be asking for your childhood pet's maiden name and a blood sample. The wizard here is basically implementing the world's most annoying auth flow. Sure, DARKLORD123 is a terrible password (though let's be honest, we've all seen worse in production databases), but then comes the 2FA code, a CAPTCHA that would make Google weep, and finally... a liveness check? At this point just ask for my social security number and firstborn child. The knight's defeated "Really?..." hits different when you've spent 20 minutes trying to log into AWS because you left your MFA device at home. Security is important, but somewhere between "password123" and "perform a ritual sacrifice" there's a middle ground we're all still searching for.

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Security teams spend months crafting elaborate phishing tests, only to have them defeated by developers who instinctively delete anything that isn't a GitHub notification or pizza delivery confirmation. The irony is palpable—you can't fail a security test if you never engage with it in the first place. The ultimate security through negligence. Meanwhile, the security team is patting themselves on the back thinking their training worked. Nope, just developer apathy winning again.