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Content Me looking at rProgrammerHumor as a teen java dev and realising I'm bad at everything.

Content This is me jumping into IT at the age of 40

Content SAFELY ENDANGERED HEY IT'S-A THE JAVA BROS! Javal MAMA, WHY-A YOU NEVER REMEMBER MY NAME? I'M-A SORRY Microsoft Java ProarammerHumor.io

Content I DON'T SEE WHY OUR WEB PAGES NEED URLS. GET RID OF THEM DID THAT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL ? www.dilbert.com YES, IT'S BRILLIANT. Inc. 71098 1998 United Featur GIVE ME A MONTH AND I'LL REPLACE OUR URLS WITH UNIFORM RESOURCE LOCATORS PERFECT

Ah, the classic interrogation scene but with a coding twist. The detective isn't asking about a murder—he's confronting the suspect about that mythical "future refactoring" everyone promises but never delivers. You know the drill: "I'll clean up this horrific spaghetti code later" becomes a cold case faster than you can say "technical debt." That poor developer in the hospital gown is all of us when our past coding sins finally catch up and the system crashes in production. The only difference between this interrogation and real life is that in real life, we're both the detective AND the suspect. Trust me, your "I'll fix it next sprint" promises are fooling nobody—especially not your future self.

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper when you're reminded you wrote the world's biggest social network in PH V