Need any romantic programming quotes?

Content THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT? HA! OKAY, WELL I GUESS THEY CAN JUST DETERMINE WHETHER ANY PROGRAM WILL HALT WHEN GIVEN A PARTICULAR INPUT! HEY, ASK THEM IF EVERY EVEN WHOLE NUMBER BIGGER THAN TWO IS THE SUM OF TWO PRIME NUMBERS! STUPID! Computer scientists should not be allowed in customer service.

Content My code. Code from Stackoverflow My code

Content The threat of full rust support in kernel and drivers written in rust 5 years from now Switching to BSD ingflip.com

Content me: double clicks on a xmI file visual studio: whomst has summoned the almighty one

Content KPlare showing 100 Me keeps shoving away hard project and only accept easy project

Content Me: does nothing for 7 hours Me 7 hours later: writes three lines Me after those three lines: