Name your band but incorporate a programming term

Content HAVE DOCUMENTED MY CODE I DON'T SEE MY CODEIS ANY COMMENTS SELF DOCUMENTING

Content Give me the mouse. But I'm nothing without the mouse! If you're nothing without the mouse, then you shouldn't have it.

Content clear, concise solution to a problem in a forum thread closed with no solution "om'd you the answer" "nvm fixed it"

Ah, the classic collision of real-world terminology and software profanity filters. Some poor developer is stuck between a legitimate business need (a slaughterhouse's "Boner" job title) and their overzealous content filter that's flagging it as inappropriate. The desperate plea to "switch this feature off in the backend" is the digital equivalent of asking your parents to let you stay up past bedtime because "this is different!" After 15 years in this industry, I can guarantee the response will be either "that's a production config, absolutely not" or "sure, we'll add it to the backlog" (translation: never happening). Meanwhile, the slaughterhouse workers are probably wondering why tech people can't understand that bones need removing.

Content private bool IsEven(int number) if (number 1) return false; else if (number 2) return true; else if (number 3) return false; else if (number 4) return true; else if (number 5) return false; else if (number 6) return true; else if (number 7) return false; else if (number 8) return true; else if (number 9) return false; else if (number 10) return true; else if (number 11) return false; else if (number 12) return true; else if (number 13) return false; else if (number 14) return true; else if (number 15) return false; else if (number 16) return true; else if (number 17) return false; else if (number 18) return true; else if (number 19) return false; else if (number 20) return true; else if (number 21) return false; else if (nimher 22) return true

Content Society if programmers actually worked rather than making memes complaining about other programming languages.