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Behold the NIGHTMARE that is trying to write Bash scripts! 😱 The top panel shows those fancy modern frameworks (VS Code, React, Node.js) smugly telling you to "just be confident" when approaching coding. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the HORRIFYING TRUTH of what happens when you dare venture into Bash scripting territory - you transform into a deranged possum-creature questioning your entire existence! No amount of "confidence" can prepare you for the soul-crushing experience of debugging a Bash script where a single missing space or semicolon turns your beautiful code into an eldritch horror. The Vim logo lurking in the corner is just *chef's kiss* perfection - as if to say "welcome to your doom!"

Ah, the classic tech industry contribution heatmap that suddenly looks like a Christmas tree in Q4! Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" quite like waiting until November-December to trim the workforce. That green activity spike at year-end isn't developers crushing those last user stories—it's HR deploying their most active codebase: the severance package generator. Pro tip: When your calendar invites start coming from "[email protected]" instead of your manager's email in December, it might be time to update that LinkedIn profile you've been neglecting since 2018.

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