My Love For Jira

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The CRUSHING WEIGHT of Stack Overflow literally DESTROYING the lone developer who dares to ask yet another question! Like Atlas condemned to hold up the sky for eternity, except instead of the heavens, it's the collective judgment of thousands of developers ready to mark your question as "duplicate" or "lacks minimal reproducible example." The sheer AGONY of being that solo dev, desperately trying not to collapse under the burden of "What have you tried?" and "Did you Google this first?" comments. And they wonder why we develop trust issues!

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Who has time to READ DOCUMENTATION? Are you KIDDING ME?! Life's too short to understand WHY something broke when you can just carpet bomb your entire codebase with console.log("HERE") , console.log("WHY GOD WHY") , and the ever-eloquent console.log("AAAAAAAHHHHH") ! The sheer ECSTASY when one of your 47 random debug statements finally reveals the problem is practically BETTER THAN CAFFEINE. Documentation is for people with patience and dignity—two things I sacrificed to the coding gods YEARS ago! 💅

While other languages are having a complete MELTDOWN because you dared to put a string, an integer, and a float in the same array, JavaScript is just vibing like a Greek philosopher contemplating the meaning of existence. "Mixed types? Sure bro, throw in a function and an object while you're at it. I literally don't care." JavaScript's dynamic typing is basically the programming equivalent of "live and let live" – no type checking, no judgment, just pure chaotic acceptance. Meanwhile, statically-typed languages are out here crying tears of blood because you tried to mix your data types like some kind of programming anarchist. JavaScript said "type safety is a social construct" and honestly? It's living its best life.

Standing on the shoulders of giants... while pretending you're levitating. The entire software industry is just us importing someone else's npm package, adding three lines of code, and then strutting around like we've invented electricity. Meanwhile, the real heroes who solved P=NP are buried in some GitHub repo with 2 stars. The best part? We all know it, yet tomorrow we'll npm install another solution and feel like technological wizards for implementing a toggle button.