My Daily Life

Oh, you're "self-taught"? *raises eyebrow skeptically* The internet trinity of knowledge silently judges your claim. Let's be honest—your "independent learning journey" was actually: 1. Copying Stack Overflow answers from Quora 2. Watching 47 YouTube tutorials at 2x speed 3. Frantically Googling error messages at 3AM Nobody becomes a developer in a vacuum. Your real teachers were these three digital uncles giving you that knowing look. The only truly original code you wrote was probably "Hello World"—and even then, you probably checked the syntax twice.

The universe has a sick sense of humor. You stare at your code for 8 hours straight? Nothing. One lightbulb. But the second you step away to stuff your face, take a shower, or sit on the porcelain throne? BAM! Suddenly your brain floods with brilliant solutions! It's like your subconscious is holding your debugging skills hostage until you're in the most inconvenient situation possible. And of course, the bathroom is where true genius strikes – probably because it's the only place where no one expects you to immediately jump back to your keyboard. Next sprint planning I'm just going to schedule "tactical bathroom breaks" instead of debugging sessions. Much more efficient.

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