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Content "Mycode is better than vours anvway Overwriting your teammates' code Be a team blaver O BLY? A broken keyboard

Content double getAverage (int vall, int val2) double thePurpose0fThisFunctionIsToTakeTwoIntegersAsArgument sNamedVallAndVal2AndToReturnThe verageValue0fTheTwoIntegersAsADoubleTve(intvall. int val2)

Content Does your dog bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. Good soft skills won't hide that you suck at programming

Remember that existential dread when ChatGPT dropped? Programmers lined up at the gallows, convinced our jobs were toast. Meanwhile, mathematicians are just sipping coffee like, "Welcome to the club, rookies." They've been watching calculators steal their thunder since the 70s and somehow survived to tell the tale. The career apocalypse is always "just around the corner" until you realize most tools just handle the boring parts while we move on to more interesting problems. History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme.

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The corporate AI revolution in a nutshell! Management is gently cradling their precious ML/AI initiatives while the dev teams are just another bird in the hand. Classic case of "let's sprinkle some machine learning on everything" syndrome where leadership falls in love with buzzwords before understanding implementation realities. Meanwhile, the actual developers who have to integrate this stuff into legacy codebases are treated with the same enthusiasm as that other bird. The tender loving care disparity is just *chef's kiss* perfect.