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Content MY PM ASKS FOR AN IMPOSSIBLE FEATURE I FIGURE OUT A CLEVER HACK TO IMPLEMENT IT ITELL HIM WHY IT'S NOT POSSIBLE HE NOW EXPECTS ME TO BE ABLE TO DO ANY CRAZY THING HE THINKS UP

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Content Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks 9am 9:45 - 10:30 10am Don't want to get into anything because meeting is coming 10:30 - "Super Quick" Meeting 11am 11 - 11:45 Ramping back up after being distracted by meeting 12pm

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Content Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays (a raise)