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The eternal battle between "clean code" zealots and the pragmatic hackers who actually ship features. First panel: Someone proudly declares they like "clean code" - that magical unicorn every bootcamp graduate puts on their resume. Second panel: Someone dares to ask what that actually means. Third panel: "It means he's afraid of useful code" - the brutal truth bomb drops. Fourth panel: The clean coder desperately denies it. Final panels: And then we see the "scary" code - a fast inverse square root function that's actually efficient and solves a real problem, but doesn't follow the sacred "clean code" commandments. The horror! Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a "clean code" purist like a function that prioritizes performance over readability. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to make the damn thing work before the deadline.

Content Programming exercise: Hello Visual Studio Code Points: 01 Please write a program which asks the user which editor they are using. The program should keep on asking until the user types in Visual Studio Code. Have a look at the example of expected behaviour below: Sample output Editor: Emacs not good Editor: Vim not good Editor: Word awful Editor: Atom not good Editor: Visual Studio Code an excellent choice!

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Content GF: All you ever talk about is programming jokes! I am sick of it! It's me or your programming jokes! Me: You meant to say it's you XOR my programming jokes. GF: I am leaving you.

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