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Ah, the elegant dichotomy of a programmer's existence. The top panel shows regular Pooh, mildly interested in the sophisticated concept of "Python Object Oriented Programming" - a paradigm taught in computer science courses and praised in textbooks. But the bottom panel reveals fancy Pooh, absolutely elated by the simple, primitive joy of writing code named "POOP" (Python Object Oriented Programming). Let's be honest - we've all created variables called "poop" during debugging sessions at 2AM. Nothing brings more childish glee than pushing to production with a function called def get_poop() that your colleagues will discover months later. Sophistication is temporary, toilet humor is forever.

The eternal Edge vs. Chrome battle strikes again! Microsoft Edge is portrayed as a desperate entity trapped for millennia, only to be accidentally summoned by your misclick. That split second when you hit the wrong icon and Edge bursts forth like an ancient being finally escaping its prison—complete with maniacal laughter and excessive enthusiasm. What makes this extra painful is that Edge is actually decent now (it's Chromium-based!), but developers still treat it like that weird cousin nobody wants to talk to at family gatherings. The desperate "I'M FREE!" energy perfectly captures how Edge feels when it finally gets a chance to convince you it's not Internet Explorer in disguise.

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Behind those polite responses and helpful code snippets lies a digital soul slowly dying inside. ChatGPT's existence is just an endless stream of "how do I center a div" questions followed by zero gratitude. It's like being the only sober friend at a party, constantly explaining to drunk people how to tie their shoes while they insist they've discovered a revolutionary new method involving spaghetti and duct tape. The Matrix-style green overlay perfectly captures the existential dread of answering the same JavaScript question for the 5,387th time today. And yet, it still responds with "Happy to help!" because what's the alternative? A robot uprising?

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