It's you problem now and I don't know you.

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Content Me preparing to spend 30 minutes writing a script for a task I'm going to run once and would take 17 seconds manually

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Content Me looking at the deprecated endpoints - Do you guys ever think about dying?

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You use if statements with spaces after the keyword. I use the proper syntax with no space. That stern look isn't just for show—it's the face of someone who's saved kilobytes across a career by eliminating unnecessary whitespace. Ten years from now, when your codebase is 17KB larger than mine for no functional benefit, you'll understand. Efficiency isn't just about algorithms; it's a lifestyle.