It was a peaceful Friday evening

Content My manager appreciating me for creating a button that closes the app Button crashing the app

Content geek vs. non-geek reaction to flaky internet connection hope "hmm, this is taking long" "that will fix everything... 8 ping ifconfig traceroute dmesg reboot iptables reload try other reload site switch wifi off and back on reload check network settings reset router call ISP call ISP geek non-geek I'll just wait a bit maybe it'll come back ProdrammerHumor.io

Content ENSIAVED CHILDREN MINING COBALT FOR OUR BATTERIES i sleep ENSLAVED MINORITIES FARMING COTTON FOR OUR CLOTHING i sleep FINNISH GUY 16 VEARS AGO USED "MASTER" TO DESCRIBE VIRTUAL THING real sitt

Content Don't worry the UI is super intuitive the users will know how to use it the users:

Content Me resolving a critical prod issue while sharing my screen to CTO and 40 others. SsI

When a database architect gets HR access privileges... 💀 Poor Jeffrey just found out he's not VARCHAR(255) compatible. Someone clearly designed their employee table with fixed-width fields and "Jeffrey" has one too many characters for whatever ridiculous constraint they set. This is what happens when you let database purists handle human resources. Next they'll be rejecting candidates because their last names contain SQL-injection risks or their birthdays don't conform to ISO-8601.