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The eternal tech industry promise: "AGI is just around the corner! Just need another $20 trillion and we're golden!" Meanwhile, the same AI still can't figure out if there's a bicycle in a CAPTCHA. Silicon Valley VCs keep throwing money into the void like it's a competitive sport, convinced that if they burn enough cash, sentient machines will rise from the ashes. Spoiler alert: your neural network is basically just spicy autocomplete with better PR.

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Opening that dusty project after half a year and running npm install is like unleashing ancient demons from a portal to dependency hell. Six months is enough time for half your packages to become "deprecated," three to have "breaking changes," and at least one to be completely abandoned by its creator who's now living off-grid in Montana. The toilet isn't just flushing your code—it's summoning an eldritch horror of conflicting versions and peer dependency warnings that would make Cthulhu weep. And you're just standing there, watching your terminal vomit red text while contemplating your life choices.

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