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Content k 4 28.5k J rantiwork 1.5k 1 Share ridikulass 4h at work 5. 6 Awards I work in cybersecurity if u ExactBobcat8910 makes it so his script uploads fucking boat loads of "ipsum lorem" or just spammy key words or something, their database or e-mail server or where ever this data is going, can only take so much data. if to much comes at once, their ram could flood and start breaking things, I have seen firewalls come down over the same shit. if not they can flood the disk space with junk data and make it so they are unable to take more applications. if they allow people to upload word docs for example, filling them with image files will cause them to expand dramatically. even if they say have 10 TB of space sending a million 10meg files should mess with them. basically don't just flood them, drown them. don't make it a humaninally difficult task to overcome, make it a mechanically impossible one. 954 S

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Content I feel like that's such a common thing with programming, you start off thinking "real programers" must be incredibly intelligent and you could never be like that, then you realize everyone googles things every 5 minutes, then you realize even goddamn Amazon can't keep it's service compatible with itself and then vou basically reach nirvana and just relax lol ProarammerHumor to

OMG the MENTAL GYMNASTICS we go through to justify our coding inadequacies! 🤸‍♀️ First we're like "I hate Java but I'm TOTALLY a coding genius" then we're like "OK fine I'm garbage at programming BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I hate Java!" It's the programmer's version of a breakup: "It's not you Java, it's me... but also it's definitely you." The absolute AUDACITY of us to blame the language while writing spaghetti code that would make an Italian chef weep! We're all just out here writing trash code professionally and looking for someone else to blame. PEAK DEVELOPER ENERGY!