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Ah, the sacred art of commit messages. The sign demands "Commit messages must contain actual information" while the developer mutters "If those kids could read they'd be very upset." Nothing quite captures the essence of developer rebellion like pushing code with messages like "fixed stuff," "it works now," and the ever-popular "some bug fixes." Sure, future-you will have absolutely no idea what changes were made or why, but present-you saved a whole 15 seconds not documenting properly. Brilliant strategy!

The only personality test that actually matters in tech. Forget whether you're a Virgo or Gemini—your choice between JetBrains Mono and Fira Code reveals more about your soul than any horoscope could. Nothing sparks more religious wars in a dev team than font preferences. The Fira Code fanatics with their ligature obsession, the MonoLisa users who somehow justified spending actual money on a font, and that one weird senior dev still using Comic Sans "ironically." The truth is we all spend more time staring at these glyphs than at our families. Might as well pick one that makes those 3am debugging sessions slightly less soul-crushing.

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