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Who needs decimal when you've got binary? With 10 fingers, normal folks count to a measly 10, but programmers? We're out here representing each finger as a binary digit (0 or 1), squeezing a full 2^10 = 1024 values from the same hardware. It's the ultimate flex when someone asks you to count on your fingers and you casually hit four digits. The look on their face is worth the years of carpal tunnel from typing.

Nothing says "I've grown as a developer" quite like wanting to pour Tabasco directly into your eyeballs after seeing your old code. That burning sensation is just your brain trying to cauterize the memory of variable names like temp1 , finalFinalActuallyFinal , and those magnificent 200-line functions that "just work, don't touch it." The best part? You wrote comments like "Fix this later" that you're only discovering now, 12 months later. Progress isn't measured in lines of code—it's measured in how physically painful your old code is to look at.

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Ah, the classic "how to become a hacker" fantasy where knowing Vim is somehow equivalent to martial arts. This satirical masterpiece mocks those cringe-worthy "elite hacker" guides by combining actual technical concepts (DNS, root zones) with absurdly theatrical nonsense. The author brilliantly escalates from "learn Vim" to an international conspiracy involving the ICANN key holders (who are real, by the way), then devolves into a fever dream where Linux fanboys throw penguin-shaped ninja stars while Darude's Sandstorm plays dramatically in the background. My favorite part? The Nokia 3310 nunchucks—because nothing says "elite hacker" like weaponizing indestructible phones from 2000. It's basically what happens when someone watches Mr. Robot after chugging five Red Bulls and falling asleep with their mechanical keyboard as a pillow.

Content Jr. Dev I don't know how to do this Sr. Dev I don't even know what we're doing... made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Content I'm a somewhat good game dev Oh!, so you're good at writing code? (1) UNREAL ENGINE You're good at writing code, right.. .?