Human Readable Or Pure Evil

Content my code that i've put on github as free and open source me rejecting every PR with increasingly less polite tone

Left: a perfectly normal mango just sitting there, doing its static fruit thing. Right: a tropical bird with chaotic energy, ready to fly around screaming and crashing into windows at 3am. Yep, that's frontend development in a nutshell. HTML and CSS will happily render your static content, while JavaScript swoops in with event listeners, DOM manipulation, and 47 npm packages just to toggle a button.

Content a few days ago i was exploring an abandoned mansion and i found an overgrown swimming pool with computers in it tenaflyviper Follow It's their natural habitat, don't disturb them. theletterwsarseflap Follow they're phishing

Content Me: Starts studying Computer Science Every person I have ever known: It's Free Tech Support

Content The Developer vishal7arya When your read some incredibly bad code, thinking "What moron wrote this.." but halfway through it starts to become familiar. -Well, of course I know him. He's me.

Top frame: a pristine school bus on tracks, representing your in-house team's meticulously crafted code. Bottom frame: same bus getting absolutely demolished by a train - that's what happens when management decides to save a few bucks by hiring the cheapest offshore devs they could find on Fiverr. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like watching your beautiful architecture get flattened by someone who thinks "code documentation" means adding random comments in broken English. The project timeline just went from "on schedule" to "we're completely derailed."