Human Readable Or Pure Evil

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Content freakyclown Freakyclown 6h V Ok a thread: I have never signed into my virginmedia account but I did set one up years ago but forgot all the details. I request a password reset. The person on the phone gives me "one last chance" to guess what email I used, I get it on the third try! itgetsworse 5 17 59 202 freakyclown Freakyclown 5h I finally get the password reset request actioned, phone representative tells me password will be posted to me.. ok weird but I accept. Today the post arrives and I shit you not it's my old password!!!! (I remembered it on sight) So they store the password and just posted me it!! 15 17, 39 ( 304 freakyclown Freakyclown 5h V Honestly re-read that! virginmedia store your password in plain text and don't reset it but will POST it in the mail. Great job you utter idiots! securitymeansnothingtoyou 15 17 92 ( 515 Virgin Media O virginmedia ( Follow v Replying to Freakyclown Posting it to you is secure, as it's illegal to open someone else's mail. JGS 7:01 PM - 17 Aug 2019 279 Retweets 386 Likes

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Oh my goodness, this is PEAK resume padding energy! 😂 That one sad little "Hello World" program standing awkwardly among your professional projects like it BELONGS there! Nothing screams "desperate to fill white space" like putting your first-ever for-loop next to your actual accomplishments! It's the coding equivalent of listing "proficient at Microsoft Word" when applying to be a senior developer! The contrast is just *chef's kiss* perfect - your fancy React project right next to "I once made a calculator that sometimes works"!

Seeking the answer to parsing HTML with regex is like waiting for divine wisdom that never comes. 7.5*10^6 years later (that's longer than Earth has existed), and the computer's still thinking... because there IS no good answer. The punchline? Using regex to parse HTML is fundamentally flawed. HTML is a context-free grammar while regex is a regular expression - mathematically incapable of handling nested structures properly. It's like trying to eat soup with a fork - theoretically possible if you're desperate enough, but there are proper tools for that (like actual HTML parsers). The comic brilliantly captures the eternal wait for a solution that doesn't exist. Some problems in programming aren't meant to be solved - they're meant to be avoided entirely.

Content Join a new team as a senior Ther team has juniors with codebase knowledge willing to help me acclimate The team has a solid PR culture where your title doesn't matter when it comes to reviewing code A junior on the team provided constructive feedback on my early code submissions They helped make my code more efficient and supported me as a new teammate