Human Readable Or Pure Evil

Content 218 What's a true fact that sounds like complete bullshit? (self.AskReddit) submitted 4 hours ago by Love Nazis 619 comments share save hide give gold report top 200 comments show 500 sorted by: best y - LEGOlord208 1 point just now I still haven't ever found a use for do-while loops Don't judge me. Dermalink save ear osable inbox redles celee reoi

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The grumpy tech veteran's manifesto has arrived! This is basically what happens when someone who's written actual production code for a decade watches the latest batch of "I built a startup with no-code tools and vibes" TikToks. The screenshots are pure gold - one poor soul storing passwords in a CSV file (security professionals just felt a disturbance in the force), while another "SaaS founder" is shocked that people are actually using their API in ways they didn't anticipate. Revolutionary! And that emoji-based developer bio at the bottom? Chef's kiss. Nothing says "I definitely know what I'm doing" like introducing yourself with three random tech logos instead of, you know, actual skills. Ten years ago we called these people "script kiddies." Now they're "founders" with 50K Twitter followers explaining why your engineering team is doing it wrong.

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