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Content "Making backups is nerdy?" What do you do? 1 just lose stuff like a cool person. ProdrammerHumor.io

The LAST BLISSFUL MOMENTS of humanity before everything went to hell! Look at these sweet summer children partying like there's no tomorrow—because there literally wasn't a JavaScript tomorrow! They're dancing, they're celebrating, COMPLETELY UNAWARE that in just a few months, their lives would be forever cursed with callback hell, undefined is not a function, and the eternal question "why doesn't this work in IE?!" These poor souls had no idea they were living in the golden age. The last generation that knew peace before npm install consumed our lives!

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The Linux mascot's downward spiral from responsible water drinker to full-blown alcoholic is basically what happens when you start managing dependencies. First day: "I'll just install this one package." Six months later: you're chugging wine straight from the bottle while surrounded by 437 node_modules folders and questioning every life decision that led you to this exact moment. The Portuguese "Antes/Depois" (Before/After) just makes it more universal—dependency hell transcends all languages.