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Look at this SQL rebel trying to start a syntax revolution! The standard SQL query structure has been "SELECT columns FROM table" since the dawn of database time, but this maverick wants to flip the script with "FROM table SELECT columns." Sure, buddy. Next you'll be telling us we should put semicolons at the beginning of statements and write our code from bottom to top. The database gods established this order for a reason - probably just to watch junior devs squirm during code reviews when they mess it up. Changing SQL syntax now would be like trying to convince developers that light mode is better than dark mode - technically possible but morally questionable.

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OMG, the AUDACITY of this pick-up line! 💀 For the uninitiated souls: stdio.h is the standard input/output header file in C programming that you MUST #include if you want your program to actually, you know, FUNCTION like a normal member of society. This programmer is basically saying "I can't possibly exist without you" in the nerdiest way humanly possible. It's the digital equivalent of writing a sonnet except WORSE because it involves SYNTAX. The absolute DESPERATION of turning basic programming requirements into romance is just... *chef's kiss* tragic brilliance.

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