How programmers comment their code...

Content When I showcase that feature I've been coding since 2 weeks to the manager My Team Our Code When there's an issue on production after deployment because of it My Team Your Code

Content PROGRAMMERS: "YOU DON'T NEED COMMENTS. YOUR CODE SHOULD SPEAK FOR ITSELE. ALSO PROGRAMMERS: SI CAN'T REMEMBER WHATT WAS DOING. F ONLY THERE WERE COMMENTS imaflio.con

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OH. MY. GOD. This developer just single-handedly solved the entire presidential debate format with like 10 lines of Python! 🙄 The code basically ensures only ONE microphone works at a time - a technological MIRACLE that apparently escaped the minds of debate organizers for DECADES! Because obviously, turning off someone's mic requires a sophisticated if-elif-else statement and not, you know, a BUTTON. The comment "This will prevent old people from talking over each other" is just *chef's kiss* the perfect blend of shade and technical documentation. Submitting this as a resume? GENIUS! Nothing says "hire me immediately" like solving national political discourse with conditional statements! 💅

Microsoft wants $80 for Visual Studio? *dramatically removes sunglasses in horror* But wait! Subscription services for games? Xbox Game Pass? Ubisoft+? PlayStation Plus? Even the ESA (Entertainment Software Association)? *puts sunglasses back on coolly* The duality of developers: outraged at paying for coding tools while happily throwing money at gaming subscriptions. The compiler judge you silently.

The number of people who know that DHCP servers listen on port 67 is inversely proportional to the number of people who've ever had to manually configure network settings. For most folks, networks just "work magically" until they don't. Meanwhile, the networking veterans are tapping their temples because they've debugged enough connection issues to know that port 67 is where all your IP address begging happens. It's like knowing the secret handshake at the exclusive club called "I've actually read an RFC."