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Content Life of a programmer EVEN THE DESIGNERS THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW WHY THIS FUCKING THING WORKS. BUTSINCE THiS SHIT JUST WORKED, NO ONE QUESTIONED IT AND iT WAS MASS PRODUCED.

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Content Height caculator tool Input your height 172 Result Your height is 172cm! OK The programmer: No need to thank me.

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