How programmers comment their code...

Content Indie Game Developer Game Designer Pr Guy Accountant Quality Assurance 3D Animator - Sound Editor - Optimizer - LightingShader Artist Programmer Idea Guy 3D Modeler VFX Artist - Project planner Level Designer QA Manager CEO

Content Society if Windows wouldn't censor 130BA

Content A Developer's Face After 4 Years Of Coding In Java

Content When you measure time in milliseconds Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

The ethical hacker paradox in full glory. You've gained access to the entire kingdom—admin privileges, database credentials, the whole shebang—but instead of wreaking havoc, you're just sending a Discord message like "hey, I'm in." That smug face says it all: "I could drop all your tables with a single command, but I'm just gonna sip my cigarette and let you know your security is made of wet paper towels." The true power move isn't destroying everything—it's showing restraint when you absolutely don't have to.

Behold the evolution of versioning sophistication! From the barbaric simplicity of "1, 2, 3" (did we even have computers back then?), to the refined elegance of "1.0, 1.1, 1.2" that makes project managers feel professional, and finally ascending to godhood with "8086, 80286, 80386" – where you're not just versioning software, you're naming it after the silicon it runs on. Nothing says "I've been in this industry since punch cards" like referencing Intel processors from the 1980s. The true power move isn't semantic versioning – it's naming your releases after increasingly obsolete hardware.