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Content BE README.md Rockstar Rockstar is a dynamically typed Turing-complete programming language. Rockstar is designed for creating computer programs that are also song lyrics, and is heavily influenced by the lyrical conventions of 1980s hard rock and power ballads. But why? Mainly because if we make Rockstar a real (and completely pointless) programming language, then recruiters and hiring managers won't be able to talk about 'rockstar developers' any more. Also 'cos it's kinda fun and any language based on the idea of compiling Meatloaf lyrics has to be worth a look, right? Also we can make stickers. Who doesn't want a sticker on their laptop saying 'CERTIFIED ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER'? ProarammerHumor.io

Content 90 of all code comments: CAT

Content A There are 2 types of people B if (condition) if (condition) statement statement

Content IS MY CODE BAD? NO, THE TESTS ARE WRONG

Finally found the data center where my AWS instances are running. Turns out "elastic compute cloud" is just cotton balls on shelves. No wonder my database queries are taking forever - they're being processed by literal fluff. At least their disaster recovery plan is solid: a spray bottle and a fan.

The classic tale of confidence meeting reality. First panel: Developer riding high on vibes, claiming they can do anything. Second panel: Someone asks about fixing actual technical issues. Third and fourth panels: Developer's face transitions from "I'm a genius" to "I want to murder you for exposing my incompetence." This is the programming equivalent of saying you're fluent in French until someone actually speaks French to you. The "vibe coder" is that person who copies Stack Overflow solutions without understanding them, then gets defensive when asked to explain why their code works (or more likely, why it doesn't).