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Content Giray zil girayozil Follow Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good. 7:42 PM Feb 27, 2013 Read the full conversation on Twitter 1.8K Reply Copy link

Content When you hear a senior dev saying who the fuck wrote this shit

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Content nixCraft nixcraft Email: Hi, I was wondering if you could help me with a software project. Me: Mate, I can barely help myself with side projects. I hear lovely people at SO can help with specific Q A. Lovely people at SO: Hi, have problems catching mice, any advice please? Catching mice is no longer considered a best practice. Recommend upgrading to relying on humans. Covered by "How to stalk birds." Marked as duplicate. StackOverflow

The classic "Flex Tape" solution meme, but make it programming! Some manager somewhere is watching performance tank because of "mediocre developers" and "slow code due to inefficient algorithms" when suddenly—BAM!—someone slaps on "REWRITING TO RUST" like it's magical duct tape that'll fix everything. Spoiler alert: Throwing a trendy language at architectural problems is like putting racing stripes on a broken car. Sure, your memory management will be safer, but those same mediocre developers will just write mediocre Rust code instead. The compiler will scream, deadlines will extend, and somewhere a project manager's eye is twitching violently.

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