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Content DO NOT BECOME FRIENDS WITH COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJORS!!! they will always have a major project due every week tito that "isn't that bad that they'll contemplate dropping out over and if you ask to hang out they will say "sure I just gotta finish a project first" and then spend 8 hours coding a program that doesn't run ProdrammerHumor.io

Database joins explained through facial hair is the education we never knew we needed. Left join keeps all records from the left table but only matching ones from the right—just like how our guy keeps his left-side beard but borrows facial hair only where the right face matches. Right join? Reverse that logic. Inner join is where both tables have matching records, so only the mustache survives. And full join keeps everything from both tables, resulting in that glorious full-beard situation. Who needs ER diagrams when you've got these magnificent faces teaching SQL? The database professor we deserved but never had.

The paranoia is real . While normal humans click save and move on with their lives, developers exist in a perpetual state of file-saving anxiety. That crucial code you just wrote? Did it actually save? Better check. Then save again. Then one more time for good measure. It's not paranoia if the system really is out to get you. We've all lost work to the void at least once, and our trauma manifests as this absurd save-check-save-check ritual that no amount of autosave functionality will ever cure. Ctrl+S is not just a keyboard shortcut—it's a nervous tic developed through years of trust issues with computers.

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