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Content BOSS "CAN YOU TAKE THIS TICKETS ME VES OFC, LOOKS LIKE AN EASTONE ME AFTER HAVING A CLOSER LOOKS Shouldn't have said that should NOT have said that.

Content When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing Now, God only knows I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete. Dear maintainer: Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 42 somedev1 - 6702 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen somedev2 52207 Temporary my ass Magic. Do not touch. Dear God.

Content Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Kurt Vonnegut - AZ QUOTES

Ah yes, the final boss of ergonomics! Nothing says "we hate developers" quite like forcing them to code on a split keyboard that looks like it survived a medieval torture chamber. The project manager probably read an article about "optimizing developer productivity" and decided that physical pain is the secret ingredient. Next week's challenge: coding with oven mitts while standing on one foot. Because if your wrists aren't crying, are you even programming?

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Content ZZIG 4 A Simple Language Focus on debugging your application rather than debugging your programming language knowledge. No hidden control flow. No hidden memory allocations. No preprocessor, no macros. C C Programmers