Floating Point

The evolution of professional ethics in the digital age is... something else. Designers freak out when AI scrapes their artwork: "NO! THIS IS ILLEGAL!" Meanwhile, programmers hear that ChatGPT pillaged their GitHub repos and their first question is "Did it actually compile though?" Nothing captures the programmer mindset better than skipping past the copyright violation and jumping straight to "but does it work?" Because let's be honest - if ChatGPT can make sense of your spaghetti code, you might as well hire it.

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Content Lead: All I asked you is to analyze the code flow..Why did you print the whole project code as hardcopy? Lead Intern(Me)

Content I JUST WROTE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CODE. OF MY LIFE. THEY CASUALLY HANDED ME AN IMPOSSIBLE PROBLEM. IN 48 HOURS AND 200 LINES, I SOLVED IT. ACADEMIA: MY GOD ... THIS WILL MEAN A HALF-DOZEN PAPERS, A THESIS OR TWO, AND A PARAGRAPH IN EVERY TEXTBOOK ON QUEUING THEORY! BUSINESS:- YOU GOT THE PROGRAM TO STOP JAMMING UP? GREAT. WHILE YOURE FIXING STUFF CAN YOU GET OUTLOOK TO SYNC WITH OUR NEW PHONES?

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Ah, the eternal gaming platform war—where everyone's arguing over consoles vs PC when some lunatic throws "mobile is better" into the mix. It's like watching two professional chefs argue about gas vs. electric stoves, and then the intern suggests using an Easy-Bake Oven instead. Both console and PC gamers momentarily stop their religious war to share that rare moment of unity: pure horror at the mobile gaming heresy. Nothing brings enemies together like a common threat to civilization itself.