Father's Children Get Braces

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Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 That skeptical side-eye is EXACTLY what happens when you try to convince auditors that your team actually reviews code! Like, sweetie, we both know those "code reviews" are just you and your work bestie typing "LGTM" faster than you can say "technical debt." The auditor's face is literally screaming "sure Jan" while mentally preparing the most scathing compliance report known to mankind. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your mom you cleaned your room when you just shoved everything under the bed!

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The eternal struggle of the underpaid code monkey, summed up in a dad joke that's so bad it's good. It's a pun on "arrays" (data structures that store multiple values) and "a raise" (that mythical increase in salary your boss keeps promising). The real tragedy? Most of us would actually stay for a new mechanical keyboard and unlimited snacks in the break room. Our standards are embarrassingly low.

Two developers bonding over their mutual love of coding? How precious! Until you zoom in and realize one person's "coding" involves Python, VS Code, Git, and Docker while the other is rocking Deep.ai, Unity, and a completely different tech stack. It's like saying you both love pizza but one of you is talking about pepperoni while the other is describing sushi. Sure, you're both technically "coding," but you're living in completely different universes with zero overlapping tools, frameworks, or even programming paradigms. The awkward silence when they realize their common ground is about as solid as a null pointer? *Chef's kiss*. Nothing says "we have SO much in common" like having absolutely nothing in common!