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Content Vishal VishalMalvi My Relationship status as a developer: 1. I woke up 2. I went to Office 3. I saw her 4. I talked to her 5. I helped her to solve a coding problem 6. We went on a coffee date 7. She agreed 8. we got married but the sequence was 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 1

Ah yes, the efficiency of modern software development. 25 million bugs, 25,000 errors, and a grand total of 25 lines of code. That's roughly 1 million bugs per line. Impressive productivity metrics for the quarterly review. Management will be thrilled to know we've achieved such a high bug-to-code ratio. Clearly we're maximizing our return on investment here.

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Remember when coding meant wrestling with assembly and reading manuals thicker than your college textbook? Those 70s programmers didn't have Stack Overflow to cry on—they had biceps from carrying documentation and nightmares about memory allocation. Fast forward to modern times where we're practically coddled by interpreters that say "Aww, you forgot a semicolon? No worries, I'll pretend I didn't see that." The hardest thing we do now is decide which framework to abandon next month. Every time I have to touch low-level code, I silently thank the buff psychopaths who came before us. They weren't programmers—they were digital blacksmiths forging code with their bare hands.