Don't write test! We don't have the time for that

Content What are your superpowers again? My code runs on first try

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When your GitHub contribution graph spells out "SEND HELP" but your manager just sees random green squares. Nothing says "I need vacation" quite like turning your desperate coding schedule into a cryptic message visible only to fellow developers. Those specific days off? Just trying to avoid completing the 'D' in 'HELP' because that's when the real breakdown happens.

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Oh look, another Bash victim! While "riding a bike" sticks with you forever, Bash scripting is that special hell where your muscle memory means absolutely nothing. You'll spend 20 minutes Googling how to write a basic for loop for the 500th time, wondering why the syntax looks like it was designed by someone smashing random keys. And don't get me started on those cryptic one-liners that work perfectly until you add a space somewhere and suddenly your script is formatting your hard drive. It's the programming equivalent of assembling IKEA furniture with instructions written in hieroglyphics... while blindfolded.

Content In case of fire o- 1. git commit 2. git push F4 3. leave building