Dev Human

The dark art of force-pushing to master without verification! This meme perfectly captures the chaotic evil energy of bypassing all Git safeguards with the unholy trinity of commands. Senior devs are having collective heart attacks watching someone casually commit with "--no-verify" and then force push to master. It's like watching someone disable the smoke detectors before starting a grease fire in the company kitchen. This is the coding equivalent of saying "hold my beer" right before destroying the entire team's workflow. The Matrix background is just *chef's kiss* - because you're definitely going to need to bend reality to fix the mess this creates.

Content Memories on untie

Content Me browsing this subreddit even though I can only Print things in C: You know, I'm something of a programmer myself.

Content Brianna Wu BriannaWu understand that a lot of people didn't enjoy SheHulk, but I think you have to understand. App is doing 1000 poorly batched PCs just to render a home timeline! 2:42 14 Nov 22 Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 2 Ouote Tweets 508 Likes 17 8d5d2dderek 852derek852 1d: Replying to BriannaWu Which would you rather fight: one shehulk sized poorly batched PC, or 1000 poorlv batched PC sized shehulks? 17 7 Elon is a Tool (Parody) tarnis... 1d : Replying to BriannaWu That's going to be my response whenever there's an outage at work: "I can't log into my email" "Sorry, but Exchange is doing 1000 poorly batched PCs just to render vour home inbox" 17 2

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Content Crystal Lowery Comedian Crystalllowery My 2nd grader has 5 video meetings per day. Five. At one point he goes, "I think this one could have been an email." So l guess he's ready for the corporate world.