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Content - 2 miscellaneous questions - Question 89 Hans Christian Andersen meets Pinocchio, and they chit-chat amicably. (NB. Hans Christian Andersen knows full well that Pinocchio's nose grows whenever he tells a lie, and that it doesn't whenever he tells the truth.) Pinocchio says: "Hum, my nose feels funny." He takes his handkerchief and sneezes into it. Without removing his handkerchief, he says: "Yup, it is growing.' Should Hans Christian Andersen believe Pinocchio? a Yes he should. No he should not. c One cannot say either way: it is a paradox. Ouestion 90 Facetiously, Mimer asks Sigbjorn the Fearless whether there exists a word in English that contains all of the vowels "a", "e", "j", "o", "u", and "y", in that order. Does there exist such a word in English? a Yes. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! No. c I cannot possibly know this, and furthermore this facetious question about reference is seriously out of scope for a first-year course on programming languages.

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That moment when you deploy your first "serverless" app thinking you'll save money, then AWS hits you with a bill that makes your coffee taste like tears. Nothing quite like the transition from "I'm a cloud genius" to "I should've read the pricing page" in just 30 days. The free tier is just AWS's gateway drug.

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The sacred art of "Pull Stack Development" - where your entire technical expertise consists of Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V from Stack Overflow. Let's be honest, we've all been there at 2AM with a deadline looming, frantically searching "how to center a div" for the 500th time. The modern developer's workflow isn't writing code - it's curating other people's solutions and hoping the licensing gods don't notice. Remember kids, it's not plagiarism if you add a comment explaining what the code does (that you don't fully understand yourself).