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Nothing prepares you for the role of a mentally unstable character like being the person responsible for cutting cloud costs in production. That special kind of madness you develop after the 47th meeting where marketing asks "why can't we just use more servers?" while finance demands a 30% budget cut. By Friday afternoon, you're muttering "we live in a society" to your rubber duck while frantically trying to optimize Docker images that nobody wants to maintain.

Content I received a marriage invitation. In the end was printed. " Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the marriage." I read it again and again. Was getting confused. Finally I came to the conclusion, that I am not invited. And decided not to attend

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of junior development in one perfect image! 😱 There's our poor, innocent Jr Dev having an existential crisis about remembering what their code actually does, while the Sr Dev - with their distinguished salt-and-pepper hair and that INFURIATING mustache of wisdom - just casually drops the most terrifying truth bomb in software engineering history! "That's the neat part. You don't." EXCUSE ME?! Are you telling me we're all just throwing spaghetti at digital walls and HOPING it sticks?! The audacity! The honesty! The horrifying accuracy! This is why documentation was invented, people - because our code is basically a mysterious ancient artifact the moment after we write it!

Content 8h finds a solution that takes 30 minutes to code this won't do spends next 7 hours finding a solution that only takes 20 minutes to code perfect. yet another productive day 4 17 39 256 8 V

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