Chatgpt? Idk, I've seen better.

Content Me getting out of bed at 10:05 to start working at 10:15

Content THERE WILL AlWAYS BE IN GELEVE AN'IF IN LIE AND A "SERVER" IN SERVERLESS

Content Client: "Balance these 6 nails without letting them touch the wood" Senior architect Developer

Content Yes honey Babe! It's 9am, it's time for the daily stand up! ProarammerHumor.io

Content How do I exit the Vim editor? Asked 8 years, 3 months ago Active 3 months ago Viewed 2.2m times I'm stuck and cannot escape. It says: 4031 "type :quitEnter to quit VIM" But when I type that it simply appears in the object body. 954 vim vi How cool is that?

The classic "Flex Tape" solution meme, but make it programming! Some manager somewhere is watching performance tank because of "mediocre developers" and "slow code due to inefficient algorithms" when suddenly—BAM!—someone slaps on "REWRITING TO RUST" like it's magical duct tape that'll fix everything. Spoiler alert: Throwing a trendy language at architectural problems is like putting racing stripes on a broken car. Sure, your memory management will be safer, but those same mediocre developers will just write mediocre Rust code instead. The compiler will scream, deadlines will extend, and somewhere a project manager's eye is twitching violently.