Chatgpt? Idk, I've seen better.

Oh. My. God. The DUALITY of a programmer's existence captured in one spiritual symbol! 😱 On one side, we're all like "wtf is a binary tree" during data structure interviews, desperately googling algorithms we've studied 47 times already. Meanwhile, our delusional alter ego is over here thinking "I'll just casually BUILD AN ENTIRE GAME ENGINE FROM SCRATCH" as if that's not the coding equivalent of climbing Everest in flip-flops! The audacity! The delusion! The absolute whiplash between imposter syndrome and god complex that lives rent-free in every developer's brain is just *chef's kiss*. We're either complete idiots or literal coding deities, and there's absolutely no in-between!

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Ah yes, because every developer's first instinct when seeing "NASA needs to establish lunar time" is thinking: "Finally! A chance to implement datetime.moon and watch it break absolutely everything!" Just imagine the Stack Overflow questions: "Why is my lunar microservice 2.8 seconds behind Earth production?" or "Help! My app shows different times depending on which side of the moon the user is on!" The real fun begins when some junior dev accidentally uses lunar timestamps for Earth transactions and suddenly everyone's Prime delivery is scheduled to arrive in 29.5 Earth days. Classic.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this kernel developer confessing his darkest sin! 💀 Using a GUI for Git is basically like admitting you put pineapple on pizza while working at an Italian restaurant. The command line purists are literally SHAKING right now. Meanwhile, she's having an existential crisis because deep down she knows that even she has installed GitKraken during moments of weakness. The shame! The horror! The convenience of drag-and-drop merge conflict resolution!