Boolean joke I thought of at 2 am

Content Me when the police officer demands that I drop the knife, but I keep stabbing anyways because it was a warning instead of an error (I am a software developer)

Content YOUR COLLEAGUE 'S CODE NEEDS ABSURDLY LONG TO LOAD THEY MAKE THE CODE EVEN SLOWER TO GET A BETTER HIGH SCORE YOU ADD A MINIGAME TO THE LOAD SCREEN TO MOCK THEM THEY MAKE THE CODE EVEN SLOWER TO GET A BETTER HIGH SCORE

Content "The Ul is quite simple, client will easily figure it out" Client: Hold yoor finger

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Content Happy 17th Birthday

Content WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE CLOUD IS JUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER