Based off a true story

That moment when you realize you've been in this industry so long that basic concepts have become ancient artifacts. The look of existential dread when a freshman asks what a zip file is... like watching someone question why we still use wheels on cars. Nothing makes you feel more like a digital dinosaur than explaining compression algorithms to kids who grew up with unlimited cloud storage. And here I am, remembering when we passed code around on actual floppy disks.

Content When you just declared a variable and the IDE is already complaining about how you haven't used it anywhere: We get there when we get there!

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole 1973: What are you doing with that 4KB of RAM? -Sending people to the moon. 2019: - What are you doing with that 16GB of RAM and 102 CPU? - Excel has a dialogue box open somewhere.

Content Roses are 0000, violets are 0000 if you can read this, you're a nerd V4

Content Software Update D A new version of Dash is available! Dash 4.1.6 is now available you have 4.1.4. Would you like to download it now? Release Notes: Fixed an issue which I'm too embarrassed to reveal in the release notes. Automatically download and install updates in the future Skip This Version Remind Me Later Install Update

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