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Converting a Python script to an executable is the digital equivalent of asking a cat to fetch - theoretically possible, but prepare for chaos. PyInstaller promises a simple "one-command solution" but delivers a screaming nightmare of missing dependencies, mysterious errors, and packages that suddenly forget they exist. Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like watching your terminal spew 300 lines of errors because you dared to believe packaging would be straightforward. And the best part? After 4 hours of debugging, you'll end up with an .exe file roughly the size of the entire Lord of the Rings extended trilogy.

Nothing captures the soul-crushing disappointment of mobile game reality quite like this. Those flashy ads show some revolutionary gameplay experience with stunning graphics and deep mechanics. Then you download it and—surprise!—it's just another idle clicker that bombards you with microtransactions every 30 seconds. After 15 years in development, I've seen this same bait-and-switch tactic evolve from "slightly misleading" to "practically criminal." Remember when games were just... games? Now they're psychological experiments designed to extract maximum revenue from your wallet while delivering minimum enjoyment. The perfect game for this meme? Literally any mobile game released in the last five years. Pick one. Any one.

Content how to SECURE your job as a developer do what your PM told you do it your own way write code only you yourself understand so no one can replace you

Content When I see the feature I developed live in production:

Content Senior Devs having an argument over project implementation made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io Me not understanding half the shit that's going on

Content I received a marriage invitation. In the end was printed. " Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the marriage." I read it again and again. Was getting confused. Finally I came to the conclusion, that I am not invited. And decided not to attend