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The elegant theory vs brutal reality of Git in one perfect comic. First panel: "This is Git. It tracks collaborative work on projects through a beautiful distributed graph theory tree model." Second panel: "Cool. How do we use it?" Third panel: The devastating truth bomb: "NO IDEA. JUST MEMORIZE THESE SHELL COMMANDS AND TYPE THEM TO SYNC UP. IF YOU GET ERRORS, SAVE YOUR WORK ELSEWHERE, DELETE THE PROJECT, CLONE THE REPOSITORY, AND DOWNLOAD A FRESH COPY." Every developer nodding right now has definitely nuked a repository after seeing a merge conflict that looked like an encrypted alien message. We all pretend to understand Git's elegant theory, but when push comes to shove (pun intended), we're just typing incantations and praying to the version control gods.