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Ah yes, the mythical "code that works on the first try" - a creature rarer than a unicorn riding a dragon. Most of us spend our days in an endless cycle of write-compile-error-debug-repeat until our coffee turns cold and our will to live evaporates. The second commenter's reaction is completely rational. Getting code to compile without errors on the first attempt is basically developer erotica at this point. Pure fantasy. I've been coding for 15 years and I'm still convinced that working first-try code is just an elaborate hoax perpetuated by Big Tech to keep us all motivated.

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Reaching out for help online is like playing Russian roulette with your self-esteem. You extend your hopeful little arms toward that bright yellow orb of knowledge, only to be intercepted by some rage-fueled keyboard warrior who calls your code "an abomination against computer science" before suggesting you delete your GitHub account and take up gardening instead. The best part? Their "help" is usually a cryptic one-liner that solves nothing but somehow makes you feel like you've failed at life. Welcome to programming, where the community is simultaneously the best and worst thing about it!

Terminal users rejecting the simple ls command in favor of the more verbose $~ Show me the contents of the folder is peak AI prompt era nonsense. Next thing you know they'll be typing "Please, kind terminal, would you be so gracious as to display all hidden files" instead of ls -la . The efficiency is just... gone.

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