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Content I WANNA CODE BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET STARTED! Finally, I have something to show the world! "Worst code I ever saw" "Who the fuck writes it this way?" Are you dumb?" Code review 127 change requests "Who taught you to code?" NEVER AGAIN.

Folding phones: "Look at our revolutionary technology!" Web developers: *existential crisis intensifies* Just when we finally convinced clients that websites don't need to look identical on every device, Samsung drops these origami nightmares. Responsive design was hard enough with rectangles. Now we're debugging layouts that fold like a lawn chair. Media queries don't have a "bent in half" setting yet.

Content SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS O. I can't fix this 1. Crisis of confidence 2. Questions career 3. Questions life 4. Oh it was a typo, cool

Content When your teacher is talking about Java and you remember Minecraft was made with Java You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

Content Roses are red. My screen is black. Someone help me. I deleted Ubuntu's main file pack.

Content It is forbidden to upload and download fish DHOWS STRICTLY I