Apparently, chickens run debian.

Content 3 rules: -no wishing for death -no falling in love -no bring back dead people I want people to fight over what is the best language in the world just like developers fight over their languages There are 4 rules made with mematic

The perfect recreation of that Fast & Furious street racing tension, but with code instead of cars! That junior dev is cruising around production with elevated privileges they definitely shouldn't have, looking all confident until they inevitably push that one fatal commit. Meanwhile, the senior dev who approved their access is having that slow-motion realization moment: "I've made a terrible mistake." It's that universal stomach-drop feeling when you check Slack and see 47 unread messages and 3 @channel alerts. The production database wasn't supposed to be their playground!

HOLD THE PHONE! You mean to tell me people are ACTUALLY writing code while listening to lo-fi beats and calling themselves "vibe coders"?! I've been sitting here thinking it was just another ironic programming meme, but APPARENTLY there's an entire subculture of developers who code exclusively in a state of aesthetic bliss! Next you'll tell me "rage-driven development" is a legitimate methodology and not just what happens when I've been debugging the same issue for seven straight hours! The absolute AUDACITY of people enjoying their programming experience instead of suffering like the rest of us!

Content Interviewer: "We do blockchain here, do you have any experience with it?" Applicant: "I have experience with soap" Interviewer: "SOAP, the messaging protocol? How is that relevant! Applicant: "No, the cleaning product, because it also creates bubbles"

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of this frog gentleman! Announcing his game jam creation ranked #8 out of 36 with the formality of a royal decree! 🐸👑 Two days of frantic coding, energy drinks, and existential crises—only to land in the prestigious position of... *checks notes dramatically*... EIGHTH PLACE! Not first, not even podium-worthy, but presenting it like he's discovered the cure for JavaScript callback hell! The aristocratic frog energy here is simply too powerful. We're not worthy of such distinguished mediocrity!

Content I feel like that's such a common thing with programming, you start off thinking "real programers" must be incredibly intelligent and you could never be like that, then you realize everyone googles things every 5 minutes, then you realize even goddamn Amazon can't keep it's service compatible with itself and then vou basically reach nirvana and just relax lol ProarammerHumor to