Apparently, chickens run debian.

THE AUDACITY! Someone claiming they're "self-taught" while Google, YouTube, and Quora are literally standing RIGHT THERE like disappointed parents who did ALL the heavy lifting! 💀 Honey, you didn't learn programming "on your own" - you had three digital sugar daddies feeding you every single line of code! That's like saying you invented the sandwich when all you did was unwrap one from the store. The DRAMA of it all!

Content Jack Forge TheJackForge Whenever I see someone using anything but VS Code, I just assume they know more about programming than me. 9:06 PM 161122 Twitter for Android 119 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,298 Likes

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Content Cutting corners to meet arbitrary management deadlines Essential Copying and Pasting from Stack Overflow O'REILLY The Practical Developer ThePracticalDev

The sacred art of "Pull Stack Development" - where your entire technical expertise consists of Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V from Stack Overflow. Let's be honest, we've all been there at 2AM with a deadline looming, frantically searching "how to center a div" for the 500th time. The modern developer's workflow isn't writing code - it's curating other people's solutions and hoping the licensing gods don't notice. Remember kids, it's not plagiarism if you add a comment explaining what the code does (that you don't fully understand yourself).