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The butterfly meme has evolved into the perfect representation of our current tech landscape. Non-technical executives pointing at literally any software and declaring "IS THIS AI?" while developers frantically try to explain that it's just a simple if-then-else statement they wrote in 15 minutes. The irony is delicious—we've been using conditional logic since the dawn of programming, but suddenly everything with decision-making capabilities gets the "AI" label slapped on it. Marketing departments worldwide just nodded in silent agreement.

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The dating market is just like programming language preferences - chaotic and full of strong opinions. Regular folks are all over the map with their choices, but then there's Rust developers who've formed their own cult-like dating pool. They're so convinced of their memory-safe superiority that they only date each other, creating this weird parallel universe where "borrowing" has romantic implications. Meanwhile, the Java dev with the question mark is just standing there wondering why nobody swiped right on their enterprise-grade personality. Trust me, after 15 years in tech, I've seen these Rust evangelists corner people at meetups just to talk about ownership models... in both code AND relationships.

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Ah, the classic DoorDash time paradox where your delivery driver is simultaneously waiting for your food at 1:58 AM and 1:03 AM. Apparently, their backend devs skipped the "How Time Works 101" class in college. This is what happens when you let the same people who think "it works on my machine" is a valid deployment strategy handle temporal logic. Somewhere, a senior developer is sighing while explaining that time typically flows in one direction, unless you're using JavaScript's Date object, in which case all bets are off.

Education: "Plagiarism is unacceptable!" Professional programmers: "Hey, I stole your code." "It's not my code." The software industry runs on an elaborate honor system where we pretend we're all brilliant architects while frantically copy-pasting from Stack Overflow with one hand and GitHub with the other. The modern developer's workflow is essentially: Google the error, find someone who solved it 7 years ago, adapt their solution, and convince yourself you would've eventually figured it out anyway. Standing on the shoulders of giants? More like piggybacking on strangers' brilliance while muttering "I totally knew that" under your breath.