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HONEY, PROGRAMMING IN C IS NOT A HOBBY, IT'S A DEATH WISH! 💀 That tightrope walker over Niagara Falls has better survival odds than your average pointer arithmetic. One minute you're allocating memory like a responsible adult, the next you're plummeting into the abyss of segmentation faults because you forgot a single asterisk! The sheer AUDACITY of C to let you shoot yourself in BOTH feet simultaneously while giving you a gold medal for efficiency. It's the programming equivalent of juggling chainsaws while blindfolded on a unicycle... during a hurricane... that's on fire!

Behold the great decline of our noble profession. We went from muscle-bound legends who wrote code without AI crutches and built entire games in Assembly (because apparently pain is character-building) to modern keyboard jockeys who can't center a div without consulting Google for the 47th time today. The golden age programmer fixed memory leaks by hand, while we're over here begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors like it's our personal code therapist. And let's not forget the programmer trapped in Vim since 2018 because :q! is apparently harder to remember than differential calculus. The final insult? We fix one bug and create three more. It's not a development cycle, it's a pyramid scheme.

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