And the other 15% of the code accounts for the remaining 820% of development time

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Oh sweet digital victory! This meme is playing with the file extension .asm (assembly code files) and how it looks suspiciously like another word that rhymes with "enthusiasm." 😏 When your assembly code finally compiles after hours of bit-twiddling madness, that feeling is basically the programmer's equivalent of... well, pure ecstasy! Anyone who's ever wrestled with low-level programming knows that moment when your assembly finally works is basically a religious experience. The compiler gods have smiled upon you!

Ah, the eternal bathroom standoff between PHP and literally everyone else. After 30+ years of being the internet's punching bag, PHP devs have developed the thickest skin in tech. While other languages come and go with their fancy new paradigms, PHP just keeps chugging along like that legacy codebase nobody wants to touch but somehow powers half the internet. The best part? By 2025, PHP devs won't even flinch at the hate. They'll just be counting their WordPress maintenance contract money while the "modern" JavaScript framework of the week implodes spectacularly. Remember: PHP has been "dying" since 2004, yet somehow still runs 77% of the web. That's not a language—that's a cockroach with job security.

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