Also why I'm not the president of the universe yet

Content STAY AWAY FROM SERVER ROON SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH MAY OCCUR

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Content Applying for software developer role made wNh mematic Being sent a technical test straight away with no communication on salary, benefits, etc.

Content Yay! I wrote a program that never loses at tic-tac-toe! Ok, but why are the "if"s nested more than four times? The user can only move five times in a game In case the user wants to play again THEJENKINSCOMIC

Content When its 4AM, Youlve been coding for 5 hours and you're trying to remember what the code you wrote 5 minutes ago does

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