A variation on an old favorite?

Content STANDING NEAR MY MONITOR TOUCHING MY MONITOR

Content me when I spot an error in code before compiler does, and I stop compile:

Content My program after I rage smash compile for the 143th time without any changes: For no particular reason, I decided to run

Content 502 Bad Gateway nginx0.7.67

Oh look, it's the "we'll fix it in flight" approach to software engineering! This is what happens when your boss says "we can't afford downtime" and suddenly you're patching critical systems while they're running at 30,000 feet. Nothing says "I trust my code" like frantically opening a maintenance hatch on a flying airplane. This is basically every developer who's ever pushed a hotfix to production on Friday at 4:59pm and then spent the weekend praying nothing explodes. The best part? The calm, cloudy backdrop - as if the universe is just waiting for the perfect moment to introduce some turbulence.

Content Don't worry, it's super intuitive, the user will know how to use it. the user