6 month-old obsolete part of my code that I keep "just in case"

The eternal struggle between CSS and JavaScript in a nutshell! CSS knows with absolute certainty that links are purple after they've been visited (the :visited pseudo-class has traditionally defaulted to purple in browsers). Meanwhile, JavaScript is having an existential crisis thinking the link is blue, then questioning its own color perception abilities. Fun fact: JavaScript actually can't access the true styling of visited links for security reasons - browsers restrict this to prevent history sniffing attacks. So JS is literally colorblind when it comes to :visited links! Poor JavaScript, forever doomed to see unvisited styles only.

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The eternal quest for the executable in Python repos! Share your beautiful Python code on GitHub and immediately get bombarded with the inevitable question: "where exe?" Because apparently some folks missed the memo that Python is an interpreted language. They're sitting there waiting for that magical .exe file like orangutans at a conference table, dead serious and slightly judgmental. Meanwhile, you're silently questioning if you should give them a 20-minute lecture on bytecode compilation, virtual environments, or just send them a link to PyInstaller and call it a day.

The perfect wordplay on mock objects in testing! First you're writing unit tests, feeling all responsible. Then you start mocking dependencies because isolation is key. But suddenly, the tables turn—your test suite becomes a labyrinth of mock objects that break with every refactor. The smug-to-despair pipeline is real for anyone who's created a test suite that's more complex than the actual code. That moment when your CI fails because a mock's expectations weren't met... and you realize the mock is actually judging your life choices.

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