Write-permissions Memes

Someone really walked into the Microsoft GitHub organization, asked for admin permissions, and got absolutely HUMBLED into accepting write permissions instead. The title change from "Request for Admin Permissions" to "Request for Write Permissions" is the digital equivalent of asking your parents for a Ferrari and getting a bicycle. The sheer audacity of joining an org and immediately requesting the keys to the kingdom is honestly iconic. Microsoft was like "sweetie, you can publish packages, but you're NOT getting sudo access to our entire codebase." Know your place, young padawan. Start with write, maybe in 5-10 years we'll talk about admin. Maybe.