Workplace-toxicity Memes

So your star developer literally carried the entire team, shipped three major features, mentored juniors, AND covered for an absent manager for two months—basically doing three jobs for one salary—and when they ask for a promotion, management's response is to gaslight them into thinking exceeding expectations is just "meeting expectations." The mental gymnastics required here are Olympic-level. You have to look someone dead in the eye and tell them that going above and beyond is actually just baseline performance, while simultaneously encouraging them to "keep up the good work" without any actual advancement. It's like telling a marathon runner they only met expectations because they finished the race. Corporate doublespeak at its finest: "You're amazing! Just not amazing enough to get paid more or have a better title. But please continue being amazing for the same compensation." This is why devs job-hop for 20-30% raises instead of getting the 3% "cost of living adjustment" after literally keeping the company afloat.