Woodworking Memes

Developer rage-quit the industry so hard they became a woodworker. The issue sat open for over three years before they came back to say "yeah, I don't code anymore, I make chairs now." The brutal honesty is chef's kiss—long hours, terrible pay, risk of losing fingers to power tools, but hey, at least nobody's asking them to implement RSS feeds for databases. Sometimes the best bug fix is walking away from the keyboard entirely and finding a profession where the stack traces are just... sawdust. The Docker CLI issue from 2017 outlived this person's entire software career. That's the real tragedy here.