Won't-fix Memes

Someone asks if you fixed the bug. You respond with the most honest answer in software development history: "No. I decided I don't care." The 291 thumbs up tells you everything about the state of modern development. We've all been there—staring at a GitHub issue, weighing whether this edge case affecting 0.003% of users is worth another three hours of your life. Spoiler: it's not. Sometimes the best debugging strategy is strategic apathy. Close the ticket, mark it as "won't fix," and move on with your life. If it was really that important, someone would've filed a duplicate issue by now.