Virtual-goods Memes

Finally, the gaming industry's pivot to digital-only has reached its logical conclusion: downloadable pizza. Why stop at NFTs when you can sell people literal code they can "enjoy" with the power of imagination? This is basically the ultimate satire on how the gaming industry keeps removing physical products and replacing them with digital downloads, DLC, and microtransactions. You can't play the game without a 50GB day-one patch? Cool. Now you can't eat pizza without downloading the toppings separately. The best part is "in response to trends in the gaming industry" – because nothing says innovation like a pizza company trolling gamers harder than any developer ever could. At least when you download a game, you get *something*. Here you're literally downloading hunger with extra steps. Can't wait for the Season Pass that unlocks pepperoni.